Mom-o-Matic

Moms: are you sick and tired of saying the same thing over and over and over again when your little darlings have lost their "listening ears?" Let the Mom-o-Matic do the dirty work for you! With six key phrases that you can unleash at any moment, the Mom-o-Matic allows you to keep the peace, draw the line, be good cop and bad cop, all at the touch of a button. Ergonomically designed for the "grip of rage," the handsome audio module with speaker fits in the palm of one's hand or, conveniently for parents on-the-go, on your key chain. Does your little boo bear need twelve AAA batteries installed right this second? Press button 1: "Do you think Daddy can do it?" Is junior holding lipstick? Dog food? Uncle Ron's "special" brownies? Press button 5: "Not in your mouth, sweetie!" And, in case of emergency, press the panic button: "Look - a pony!" Instruction manuals and batteries included. Use as directed.