Cosmojetz Hopping Wind-up Toy

Cosmojetz has too much energy for its own good; it has A.D.D. elevated to an incommensurable level, so you better wind Cosmojetz, and stand back while it performs what it thinks is some kind of weightless activity. To wind up Cosmojetz, hold it in one hand, keeping the counterweight from spinning, while turning the key with the other hand. Cosmojetz works best when four of its eight booties always touch the ground. You can let Cosmojetz go from any of the six positions it stands, but, Cosmojetz behaves most wildly if you let it go from either of the two vertical positions. Assorted colors.